四月一日愚人节整人大全(3)

 
Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.
把冰箱门把手换到打不开的一侧。
 
Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
给两个人打会议电话，不说话，只听。
 
Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.
在报纸上为别人的房屋打出售广告。
 
Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.
在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。
 
Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.
在别人办公桌上方的天花板里藏一台小收音机，音量开到很小。
 
Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
在别人的电吹风里塞些婴儿爽身粉。
 
Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.
在别人车毂盖里放几个弹珠。
 
Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
给别人留一个当心恶作剧的便条，却什么也不做。
 
Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.
用橡皮筋把厨房水槽上的洗手液开关固定在打开位置。
 
Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋，看上去始终有人在用。
 
Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.
在别人车的排气管里倒入植物油，发动时会冒黑烟。
 
Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for : a.m.
在别人卧室里藏个闹钟，闹铃设为凌晨点。
 
Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.
卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放个嘘嘘糖，再把龙头拧回去。
 
Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放块鸡汤调味料，再把龙头拧回去。
 
Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.
把别人的抽屉或文件柜按照不同的顺序整理一遍。
 
Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.
在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。
 
Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.
往洗手液里加食用色素。
 
Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at  a.m.
在报纸上为别人发布家庭特卖的广告，时间定在清晨点。
 
Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。
 
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.
把别人的电脑屏保换成蓝屏死机图。