四月一日愚人节整人大全(2)

愚人节

2014/4/1

Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.
在同事的Outlook日历里新增几条带警报提醒的怪异安排。

Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
隐藏别人电脑桌面上的所有图标，并把壁纸换成隐藏图标前的桌面截图。

Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
如果办公楼只有一个入口，在门上挂一块“请使用其他入口”标志。

Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.
在别人的汽车排气管里放个气球，车发动时发出爆炸声。

Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.
把别人的电话听筒粘在底座上。

Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
取下门把手，装到门的另一侧，并且让门开着。

Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.
找一扇常用的门，沿门框把整扇门用塑料薄膜包起来。

Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.
把马桶用塑料薄膜包起来。

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
藏一枝水枪，走进洗手间，找个正在小便的人站在他身边，假装小便的样子，每隔几秒钟往墙上喷一点水。

Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.
在别人车上留张便条，为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。

Glue all the eggs into the carton.
用胶水把所有鸡蛋粘在纸箱里。

Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
把冰箱里的所有鸡蛋都煮熟，再放回去。

Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.
在一条肥皂上涂满卸甲油，这样肥皂不再起泡。

Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.
把别人车里的所有设置调到最大，比如暖气、收音机音量、雨刷、打开每个人的车开到最大设置：热，收音机，雨刷、座椅角度等。

Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.
在别人的鼠标底部贴一小片即时贴，他会以为鼠标坏掉了。