愚人节短信：愚人节英语短信
日常祝福语
2013/3/30
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “Go to hell.”
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。( 愚人节短信 )
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。
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