经典英语剧本

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英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。

老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。

（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。

悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. From: http://www.网址未加载/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html。

英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。

老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。

（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不 用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。

悟空镇定 地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的 模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. From: http://www.网址未加载/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html。

白雪公主和七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn't like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出场（ 扫地，做清洁.） 白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？----音乐起，皇后出场 皇后：I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here！魔镜：Yes, I'm coming. What do you want to know？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful？魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, I'm the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here！猎人：Yes. I'm here now.皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.猎人：But she is the princess. … 皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don't want to see her again.猎人：Yes！皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.猎人：Yes！----音乐起 白雪：（ 高兴地摘花 ） One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful！猎人：（ 慢慢地拔出刀，但犹豫着说 ） Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can't! I can't kill her！白雪：（ 看到后大声哭叫）What are you doing? What's the matter? Why do you kill me？猎人： I'm very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who？猎人：The queen.白雪： But why？猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter. Don't kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can't find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep！旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on！②开心果：Who is it？③喷嚏精：Maybe it's the ghost！④瞌睡虫：Let's go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老顽固：Maybe it's the witch.⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来 老学究：What a lovely child！开心果：How beautiful！喷嚏精：Who is she？瞌睡虫：Don't wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here？老顽固：Kill her.白雪： （ 醒来 ） What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：（齐说） Yes,But why are you in our house？白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don't drive me away. Let me stay with you.老学究：If you look after our house.开心果：If you do some cooking for us.喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老顽固：Don't go out. Don't let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful？魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead？……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please！白雪：OK! Thank you！ （ 咬了一小口，死了 ） 皇后：Hahaha….Now I'm the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead 七矮人：What's the matter？老学究：Snow 。

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自： 恒星英语学习网（www.网址未加载） 详细出处参考：http://www.网址未加载/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI'mhenpecked,butinfact,I'masstrongasatiger，（小声）whilemy wifeisWuSong. （指着上台处的门大声道）I'mnotafraidofyou！ （内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,I'mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） MyGod!Whocanhelpme？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：Ican！ （对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,youwantagrandson,don'tyou？（开始解围裙）Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下） Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I'mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I'mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM（大喜）：Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven'tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I'llgo andtellhim.（下） L（惊愕）：What?Themayor'sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood？（手中的锅 铲掉在地上）WhatasillythingIhavedone！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（边走边道）：Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）Heretheyare！（闻一下） Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty！ （突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh,I'msohungry!Butthere'snobreakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM（上）：Where'smybreakfast?Where'sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J（立正敬礼）：Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） B:AndIplantedonetree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---（欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚） AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：Is1maoenough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor'ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J（惊讶）：What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It'simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven'tgotporcedyet！ （突然有了主意）I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don'tyou?I'llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI'vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1,000,000) Act5 （转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台） （J和三强盗跃至台中） ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:。

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