英语文章:搞笑的英语句子(2)
英语文章
2012/1/16
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because sunshine is at your back.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job？诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验？
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
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